Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Trust and Don't Verify

A: When a white police officer in Ferguson, Missouri shot and killed a black man, President Obama sent his Justice Department to investigate because he didn’t trust police to do an honest investigation on their own.
B: When the President agreed to the deal on Iranian nuclear weapons, he decided to let Iran inspect its own key nuclear research facility without American presence, and to take photos for us to prove they aren’t making nuclear weapons.
C: Does this mean Mr. Obama trusts the Iranian mullahs more than American police?

Monday, August 17, 2015

Book donations for President Obama's library

What book will we donate to President Obama's $1 billion presidential library?

It's dog-eared but a first edition of Rules for Radicals by (community organizer) Saul Alinsky. We suggest it be enshrined in a glass case at the entrance.

What book will you donate?

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Just the Facts Ma'am

On FBI criminal probe of Hillary Clinton's emails:

Hillary wants the White House.

She may get the Big House.

Thursday, June 25, 2015

The 90% Solution

Socialist U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont is running for president and wants to take $9 of every $10 you make in federal taxes. Bernie, 73, has a lucrative federal pension, which I propose we tax at 90 percent.

Monday, June 22, 2015

On The Campaign Trail

Five things presidential candidates never say, but should:

1. I’m not a career politician, but I’d like to be.
2. If I ever lie to you, you can impeach me.
3. If they attack us, I’ll nuke ’em.
4. I’m only telling you what you want to hear.
5. I can’t wait for all those White House servants.

Monday, June 1, 2015