Monday, June 22, 2015

On The Campaign Trail

Five things presidential candidates never say, but should:

1. I’m not a career politician, but I’d like to be.
2. If I ever lie to you, you can impeach me.
3. If they attack us, I’ll nuke ’em.
4. I’m only telling you what you want to hear.
5. I can’t wait for all those White House servants.

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