Wednesday, February 3, 2016

More Stupid Political Stuff


 
Bumper sticker if Marco Rubio wins GOP nomination and

names fashion guru Ralph Lauren running mate:

 VOTE MARCO/POLO.

 

If Bush loses in New Hampshire:

 VOTERS BUSHWHACK JEB.

 

If Ted Cruz wins in New Hampshire:

 CRUZ CONTROLS.

 

In favor of free day-care and college tuition and increases in Social Security, Bernie Sanders’s campaign slogan in New Hampshire:

 LIVE FREE UNTIL YOU DIE.

 
 
If Donald Trump loses in New Hampshire:

 VOTERS SAY PASS, NO TRUMP.

 

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Attention Copy Editors


Should The Donald stumble in New Hampshire,
and not win the primary as expected, here's one
for the headline writers:

Humpty Dumpty Trumpty