Sunday, October 16, 2016

Still Relevant

“Every time I hear a political speech or read those of our leaders, I am horrified at having, for years, heard nothing which sounded human. It is always the same words telling the same lies. And the fact that men accept this, that the people’s anger has not destroyed these hollow clowns, strikes me as proof that men attribute no importance to the way they are governed.” – Albert Camus, August 1937.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

More Stupid Political Stuff


 
Bumper sticker if Marco Rubio wins GOP nomination and

names fashion guru Ralph Lauren running mate:

 VOTE MARCO/POLO.

 

If Bush loses in New Hampshire:

 VOTERS BUSHWHACK JEB.

 

If Ted Cruz wins in New Hampshire:

 CRUZ CONTROLS.

 

In favor of free day-care and college tuition and increases in Social Security, Bernie Sanders’s campaign slogan in New Hampshire:

 LIVE FREE UNTIL YOU DIE.

 
 
If Donald Trump loses in New Hampshire:

 VOTERS SAY PASS, NO TRUMP.

 

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Attention Copy Editors


Should The Donald stumble in New Hampshire,
and not win the primary as expected, here's one
for the headline writers:

Humpty Dumpty Trumpty

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Trust and Don't Verify


A: When a white police officer in Ferguson, Missouri shot and killed a black man, President Obama sent his Justice Department to investigate because he didn’t trust police to do an honest investigation on their own.
B: When the President agreed to the deal on Iranian nuclear weapons, he decided to let Iran inspect its own key nuclear research facility without American presence, and to take photos for us to prove they aren’t making nuclear weapons.
C: Does this mean Mr. Obama trusts the Iranian mullahs more than American police?


Monday, August 17, 2015

Book donations for President Obama's library



What book will we donate to President Obama's $1 billion presidential library?

It's dog-eared but a first edition of Rules for Radicals by (community organizer) Saul Alinsky. We suggest it be enshrined in a glass case at the entrance.

What book will you donate?

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Just the Facts Ma'am

On FBI criminal probe of Hillary Clinton's emails:

Hillary wants the White House.

She may get the Big House.

Thursday, June 25, 2015

The 90% Solution

Socialist U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont is running for president and wants to take $9 of every $10 you make in federal taxes. Bernie, 73, has a lucrative federal pension, which I propose we tax at 90 percent.