Thursday, June 25, 2015

The 90% Solution

Socialist U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont is running for president and wants to take $9 of every $10 you make in federal taxes. Bernie, 73, has a lucrative federal pension, which I propose we tax at 90 percent.

Monday, June 22, 2015

On The Campaign Trail

Five things presidential candidates never say, but should:

1. I’m not a career politician, but I’d like to be.
2. If I ever lie to you, you can impeach me.
3. If they attack us, I’ll nuke ’em.
4. I’m only telling you what you want to hear.
5. I can’t wait for all those White House servants.

Monday, June 1, 2015