Sunday, October 16, 2016

Still Relevant

“Every time I hear a political speech or read those of our leaders, I am horrified at having, for years, heard nothing which sounded human. It is always the same words telling the same lies. And the fact that men accept this, that the people’s anger has not destroyed these hollow clowns, strikes me as proof that men attribute no importance to the way they are governed.” – Albert Camus, August 1937.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

More Stupid Political Stuff


 
Bumper sticker if Marco Rubio wins GOP nomination and

names fashion guru Ralph Lauren running mate:

 VOTE MARCO/POLO.

 

If Bush loses in New Hampshire:

 VOTERS BUSHWHACK JEB.

 

If Ted Cruz wins in New Hampshire:

 CRUZ CONTROLS.

 

In favor of free day-care and college tuition and increases in Social Security, Bernie Sanders’s campaign slogan in New Hampshire:

 LIVE FREE UNTIL YOU DIE.

 
 
If Donald Trump loses in New Hampshire:

 VOTERS SAY PASS, NO TRUMP.

 

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Attention Copy Editors


Should The Donald stumble in New Hampshire,
and not win the primary as expected, here's one
for the headline writers:

Humpty Dumpty Trumpty